- Me: So what are you?
- Justin: Friends with benefits
- Me: No you're not! There are feelings!
- Justin: So we're Friends With Benefits the movie.
I found my roommate’s twitter…
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit