I Think Ur A Contra // Vampire Weekend
“People say to you, ‘you’ve changed’, or something like that, well, I hope, for the sake of God that you have changed, because I don’t want to be the same person all my life. I want to be growing, I want to be expanding. I want to be changing. Because animate things change, inanimate things don’t change. Dead things don’t change. And the heart should be alive, it should be changing, it should be moving, it should be growing, its knowledge should be expanding.”
— (via dimexxmichelle)
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"So, what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow."
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"
Social media sucks because I shouldn’t have to be updated for the rest of forever about people that I probably shouldn’t have met in the first place, but removing people from social media is super dramatic
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
[friends theme starts playing softly in the distance] *drops bowl of cereal* *runs through the house* *leaps over couch* *clap clap clap clap*