svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

(via memoirs-of-a-yosha)

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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(via princedetexas)

  • Me: So what are you?
  • Justin: Friends with benefits
  • Me: No you're not! There are feelings!
  • Justin: So we're Friends With Benefits the movie.

(via my-teen-quote)

That time #PennMasala met me <3 #100happydays

(Source: thedailypozitive, via tanvimongia)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via memoirs-of-a-yosha)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via blackhand-yellow)

lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

woah

(via allantruong)

(Source: featuringod, via laughingstation)

"I feel like I’m disappointing you all the time."

(Source: animatedtext, via allantruong)